WARNING!
Beware of these computer viruses!

DISNEY VIRUS: Everything in the computer goes goofy.

MARTHA STEWART VIRUS: Takes all your files, sorts them by category, and
folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop

AT&T VIRUS: Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

MCI VIRUS: Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for
the AT&T virus.

TITANIC VIRUS: Makes your whole computer go down.

POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never identifies itself as a “virus,” but
instead refers to itself as an “electronic micro-organism.”

GALLUP VIRUS: 60% of the PC’s infected will lose 30% of their data 14% of
the time (plus or minus a 3.5% margin of error).

TEXAS VIRUS: Makes sure that it’s bigger than any other file.

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