This is one of my favorites, although I doubt it’s a real abby letter, it’s highly amusing.

Dear Abby,

I’m e-mailing to tell you my problem. It seems, I have been
married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years. He wants sex
regardless of what I am doing; Ironing, washing dishes,
sweeping, even when I’m writing email. He’ll just sneak up
behind me and poke away. I would like to know if there is
anything that ucnn hlp m wth nd fun othel gothsl ehj fpslth
fjsl;s;;o{O} .lp sld mpskdli dlks; a;ld;;’cinsely ous mdyl
isnt’;dk~0.’;.’;/.;’?a223

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