Funny Christmas Carols
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR
THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?
DEMENTIA: I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas
NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn
and Streets and Stores and
Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and
Trees and Fire Hydrants
and…
ALZHEIMER’S: What Child is This?
PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I’m
Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout,
Maybe I’ll tell you why…
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of
Roasting on an Open Fire…
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock,
………….(better start again)
