Moving and a great “Bad Day” joke
Well, it’s Wednesday morning. 1:30am to be exact. I’ve been working and getting nothing done. I had to go meet a prospective bride today. I was being interviewed to see if she wanted me as her Dj. Very odd experience. I have another one this morning at 10am. Which should be very interesting because I’m getting the U-haul truck at noon.
Yes, that’s right, we are now at moving time. Am I ready? NOOOOOOO! Why? because I don’t know…I’m just not. However, the packing job is not that bad. We spent all weekend junking the garage and it’s all better. Almost everything that is junk is now gone. We just have a few choice pieces of furniture to be gotton rid of since I can’t use them and they wouldn’t fit in my apartment anyway.
If all goes well, Thursday I’ll have big burly guys from church come help me move, Thursday evening I’ll be in the apartment sleeping for the first time and Friday my phone will get plugged in and I’ll tell all you wonderful people what a mess I’m stuck in. I’m going to be without a computer for three whole days…*sniff sniff* I know I can feel the sympathy. *chuckles*
On the bright side, my friend Dead Marlowe declared undying love for me and I actually believe him. It’s taken three months but I do believe him.
And now for the joke….I saw this and maybe I should have waited to post this on Monday, but it’s too good. It couldn’t wait. Thanks to my freind Cathy for sending this to me.
When you have a “I hate my job” day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.
Be very sure you get only this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins -
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement,
“Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested”
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson.”
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!
