Oil?
Oil Shortage
A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America.
Well, there’s a very simple answer…..Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low.
The reason for that is geographical. Our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma. A little in Nebraska, Montana, Wyoming, and Pennsylvania.
Our dipsticks are in Washington DC.
June 3rd, 2004 at 6:41 am
Did you actually make that up? And if so, can I steal it?
June 3rd, 2004 at 9:52 am
No, this little gem was given to me by my friend Kb. And feel free to use it.