Nothing New
As we all know…men online are morons. I realize that there are alot of sluts online. But these are the same girls who are willing to screw everyone including you. Yeah, real keepers. However, that doesn’t mean all of us are that way.
I recently restarted my yahoo personal profile in the hope of finding people to do stuff with. So of course I get all the losers who just are looking for cybersluts. Or real sluts…take your pick.
I think my severe headache today is making me snappy, ANYWAY…
In the past three days I had to make it very clear to several people that if all they wanted to do was talk sex then they would have to go elsewhere. They had the audacity to sound surprised.
I know guys are shallow, I mean I did learn this back in January when a 55 year old guy had the nerve to send me a picture of his rear end. *chuckles* I pretty much said…riiiiiiiight, laughed hysterically and shut down my accounts. This time we’re being smarter. I only have two open, one LDS and the yahoo one. And as always you have to weed through the assholes to get to the good ones.
Now before you tell me all the advice I got back when I first did this, I’m not looking for love. Im looking for friends. Anyone looking to sleep with me will be in for a fast shock..as the dorks today have discovered. They just couldn’t understand why I wasn’t impressed with their declarations of all night love making and how many orgasms they could give me.
Who flipping cares? It’s not what makes a relationship. There are many days when sex is just not possible and you have to (gasp) talk to your partner.
I know, I’m unreasonable in expecting smart conversation and laughter when talking to someone…call me picky. (wink)
I’m not impressed with macho and I’m not impressed with your endurance. I’m impressed by imagination, humor and the variety of subjects and references you can make or talk about. I’m impressed by you showing up when you say you will and if you can’t letting me know why. I’m impressed when your there when I need you not just when you want me. (so far no one has been able to pull that last one off)
I’m not perfect, by any stretch, and I don’t expect the person I’m with to be perfect, but helllo? conversation that is varied and interesting mixed with a little humor IS required. Flirting is good when included but when that’s ALL you can talk about…you show your lack of intelligence and shallowness. And that is not for me. There are plenty of women who don’t feel the need to think or worry about anything other then what lipstick they need for what blouse and if they remembered to take their birth control pill.
Go somewhere else, you won’t find one of those girls here.
