God save me from stupid men. I’m surrounded by them. They are absolute morons. I could list all the stupid things that the males of my aquaintance have done or said to me in the last month, but I don’t think I have the room.

I swear, I’m not sure what bothers me more. That the intelligent men don’t seem to talk to me much, or that the ones who stick around are idiots.

What is it about being pregnant that turns all males into complete dumbbells? I thought I had intelligent male aquaintances…clearly I don’t. I’m also getting tired of babysitting my male friends through their life crises. I seem to be great at making friends with guys in transition, and helping them through, but the minute they are on solid ground again, it’s adios and thanks for everything.

It’s a good thing I’m going to study to be a therapist…at least I can get paid for this type of treatment.

I think I’ll also need to get a good lawyer. I’m going to need one after I get done doing physical bodily harm to my favorite englishman, who’s dropped off the planet again instead of having the balls to tell me he wasn’t going to visit.

(serious grumbling starts here…)

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