Monday Mormon Humor
Here’s some funny LDS jokes for your monday morning.
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An LDS child needed to bring an old shirt from home for a school project about drug prevention. The mother was busy and handed her child an old T-shirt without examining it. Later, she was appalled to see her child wearing the T-shirt through the mall. On the front it said, “A Family is Forever.” On the back: “Be Smart, Don’t Start.”
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One busy Saturday as I was leaving for work and my husband was leaving for the temple, our 11-year-old asked who was going to fix breakfast. We told him that his 15-year-old brother would. He replied, “Would this be a good time to use my 72-hour kit?”
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Missionary Advice: “When a big mean, dog attacks you, Elder, just remember, you don’t have to run faster than the dog, … you just have to outrun your companion.”
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When the MTC was built in Provo, beautiful green athletic fields were planted so the missionaries would have a place to exercise. However, they were so inviting that BYU students were attracted there, and you would see BYU students out playing touch football, throwing Frisbees, etc., on the missionaries’ field. To deal with this problem, a large banner was posted, which read “Missionaries Only.”
The next day, BYU students were out on the field, playing touch football and throwing Frisbees. They had posted a new banner which read, “Every member a missionary.”
