Well, today started off pretty good. Tadpole said “dada” today while pointing to a picture of BG. I was even able to get him to say it over the phone. Made BG’s day.

Erica is having a good time at outdoor school this week. I know this because I’m not getting any phone calls about homesickness.

And here’s something to make you laugh. This was given to me by a friend of mine in Canada.

Heat to Cold

60 degrees Fahrenheit - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobes).

50 degrees - Miami residents turn on the heat.

40 degrees - You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming.

35 degrees - Italian cars won’t start.

32 degrees - Water freezes.

30 degrees - You plan your vacation to Australia. Minnesotans put on T-shirts. Politicians begin to worry about the homeless. British cars don’t start.

25 degrees - Boston water freezes. Californians weep uncontrollably. Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming.

20 degrees - You can hear your breath. Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City water freezes. Miami residents plan a vacation further south.

15 degrees - French cars don’t start. You plan a vacation in Mexico. The cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.

10 degrees - Too cold to ski. You need jumper cables to get the car going.

5 degrees - You plan your vacation in Houston. American cars don’t start.

0 degrees - Alaskans put on T shirts. It’s too cold to skate.

-10 degrees - German cars don’t start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

-15 degrees - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick tongues on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist.

-20 degrees - Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don’t start.

-25 degrees - Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going.

-30 degrees - You plan a two-week hot bath. Swedish cars don’t start.

-40 - Californians disappear. Minnesotans button up their top buttons. Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your trip south.

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