Smile..it’s funny
OK, this is one of my ultimate favorite jokes, and I wanted to put it down in case I forgot it. It loses a bit when you can’t here the voice inflection, but it always makes people smile.
What’s the difference between a prostitute, a mistress, and a wife?
The prostitute says, “That’s all.”
The mistress says, “That’s all?”
The wife says, “Beige. I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”
