We are now up to round seventeen on our weekly PPF given to us by the whimsical and somestimes *ha* naughty little greyduck. While I’m only just getting into the swing of things go to the link to enjoy more of Past Present Future.

PAST: I can’t believe you used to do that. I mean, really. Didn’t anyone tell you that you shouldn’t? The mess! The smell! We won’t even go into what could happen if you got caught. You didn’t get caught, right? Right?

I used to go to this pond near my school that had hundreds of polywogs in it. We’d save our milk cartons and go catch them and bring them home. Mom was very upset when she suddenly found herself surrounded my tons of slimy baby frogs all over the house…..oh wait, is that what we were supposed to talk about?

PRESENT: If you were faced with the choice right this minute would it be the leafy green homogenized free-range cajun-style, or the scented glossy well-coiffed hardwood islander variety? Hurry, hurry, we don’t have all day!

Ohhh, you know I think I would prefer the free-range cajun-style. I just don’t think I could handle having a guy more coiffed than I.

FUTURE: The language barrier has largely been surmounted, but the passive-agressive alien race with the lovely aquamarine eyes and the poison stingers and the remarkably prehensile appendages still has so much to learn about the myriad cultures of homo sapiens. You’ve been called in as an expert on the obscure subject of…?

*helpless laughter* Well it can’t be sex, I’ve only had one partner my entire life. So it must either be childcare or being walked all over….hmmmm not sure. Past Present Future

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