I started reading Twilight three weeks ago I think… maybe four. But in that time frame, I have read all four books plus the rough draft of Midnight Sun at LEAST four times complete. The four books flow together that you have to keep going because there is such an emotional progression that [...]

One of the interesting things about working the graveyard shift for a bank is that you get very interesting people calling. Most calls during the day are people just wanting information as quickly as possible and then they are gone. But at night, you get the people who can’t sleep, or who have been [...]

This poor preacher had a most hilarious slip of the tongue while talking about Lot of the Old Testiment.
What did Lot do?

I’m done on the dating scene for now. It sucks and I’m through with it. I’ve got a couple fun friend forums I”m keeping but that’s about it. Done with the whining and sniveling about how having two dads in the picture threatens their manliness in some fashion.
However, that being said, I think [...]

Well, today started off pretty good. Tadpole said “dada” today while pointing to a picture of BG. I was even able to get him to say it over the phone. Made BG’s day.
Erica is having a good time at outdoor school this week. I know this because I’m not getting any phone calls [...]

This is hilarious.
Proof that creative cutting can really change the mood of a trailer…
Shining

Have you ever spoken something and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few women who wished they could…
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do [...]

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper.
“Hello.”
“Is your daddy home? ” he asked.
“Yes,” whispered the small voice.
“May I talk with him?”
The child whispered, “No.”
Surprised, and [...]

This is a must see video clip. Only about 3 minutes or so…easy to see, and way too funny. Especially if you’ve ever claimed the title of Gaming Widow.
Tripod’s “Make You Happy Tonight”