One of the interesting things about working the graveyard shift for a bank is that you get very interesting people calling. Most calls during the day are people just wanting information as quickly as possible and then they are gone. But at night, you get the people who can’t sleep, or who have been [...]

***What Wendilynn Means***
You are very charming… dangerously so. You have the potential to break a lot of hearts.
You know how what you want, how to get it, and that you will get it.
You have the power to rule the world. Let’s hope you’re a benevolent dictator!
You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with [...]

So I get this nifty little cd in the mail from my work that gives a nice overview to my benefits. Explains that I have to fill out benefit paperwork before I start so that I can get coverage as soon as I start work. Neat right? I think so.
So I’m going over [...]

Interesting article. I’ve seen this enough in myself and friends that this article was a real no brainer to me.
Cybersex article

As nutty as I felt going through my divorce, no where was I ever out of it enough to go do THIS. Maybe I could have happily broken a leg, hehe, but vehicular manslaughter is just a bit much.

I love The Onion and usually crack up at their weekly horrorscopes. But this weeks is a little too close to home, you know?
Cancer horrorscope

I’m done on the dating scene for now. It sucks and I’m through with it. I’ve got a couple fun friend forums I”m keeping but that’s about it. Done with the whining and sniveling about how having two dads in the picture threatens their manliness in some fashion.
However, that being said, I think [...]

This is hilarious.
Proof that creative cutting can really change the mood of a trailer…
Shining

Do you have a friend who is just coming out of a nasty relationship? Want to do something nice for them? Give them something to make them laugh and see the humor in the situation so they can move on?
Then I’ve got the ultimate gift for your friend….bwhahahahaha..
‘The Ex’ 5-piece SS Knife [...]

This has been an interesting day. Quiet and friendly, spent in the company of good friends throughout the day. Lunch with my friend MH and then Greyduck came over to spend his time with A and E. While they were playing a round of UNO at around 6pm we hear this slam, bang, [...]