I would just like to say that I’m very thankful for my family. My husband and kids are priceless to me, even if I may not show them that very well. I’m thankful that I still have a house to live in, and I’m thankful that my job is going so well. At ten [...]

I hope that everyone was able to enjoy Christmas this year. We were all set to have a miserly Christmas this year, when some secret santa’s got involved and brightened it up. What could have been a slightly depressing day, ended up being very good. We received several games and had a good time [...]

Here is a funny poem to make you smile as you try to remember who’s gift you forgot to buy. SANTA IS A WOMANSanta is a womanI’m convinced it must be trueSo many things he takes credit forMost men just will not doHe spends his days in shopping mallsPassing out candy and gum sticksHe [...]

Well, this past week has been interesting, above all, I’m tired. Plain and simple, no questions asked. I love being a Dj, doing christmas parties is the best, but it can be exausting. And I’m ready for dead January. But my events have gone well and ppl had a good time. They even tipped [...]

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FORTHE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? DEMENTIA: I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawnand Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks [...]

For some reason I just love jokes like this.WHO SAYS REDNECKS AREN’T REAL BRIGHT??Hello, is this the FBI?”“Yes. What do you want?”“I’m calling to report about my neighbor Billy BobSmith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob’s house.They search [...]

We are off on another Christmas weekend. This friday and saturday I will be dj-ing a school dance and a christmas office party. The christmas office party is not a problem, the school dance is another thing. I have a difficult time with schools, The teachers and parents want no rap played, and that’s all [...]

Thank you Greyduck for this very amusing joke.An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for [...]

This is one of my favorites, although I doubt it’s a real abby letter, it’s highly amusing.Dear Abby,I’m e-mailing to tell you my problem. It seems, I have beenmarried to a sex maniac for the past 22 years. He wants sexregardless of what I am doing; Ironing, washing dishes,sweeping, even when I’m writing email. He’ll [...]

Here’s a funny one, I thought would be good for a monday.Agents for the United States’ Federal Bureau of Investigation had conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite [...]